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-Miracle Alien Cookies #1 X Oreoz
-Hybrid
-If you’re looking for the perfect balanced hybrid to axe any aches or pains in both mind and body, you’ve found the ultimate weapon to add to your arsenal. This heavy-hitter offers a myriad of powerful, full-bodied effects that are perfect for taming these issues for even the most experienced of patients. The high will start immediately in the brain, brightening your mind and your mood with a soaring sense of euphoric energy.

-Girl Scout Cookies X Louis XIII
-Indica
-Jelly Donuts brings on a sweet and citrusy fruity flavor with a lightly doughy and nutty exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with an abundance of minty earth and light fruity citrus throughout. The Jelly Donut high will have you even more head over heels for this bud, with long-lasting and happy effects that can kill any sort of negative mood or emotions almost immediately. You’ll feel lifted and happy with a sense of euphoria that fills your mind, leaving no room for negative or racing thoughts.

-Sativa
-Dirty Hawaiian is a sativa-dominant strain (Dirty Thirty x Waipi?o Hapa Hawaiian) that brings bright tropical flavors of pineapple and citrus, layered with subtle earthy, peppery notes. Expect an energetic, uplifting experience that can spark creativity and keep you moving—an easy choice for daytime use when you want a boost in mood and motivation.

-Indica
-Indulge in the unique experience of Grape Diamonds x Chem D-95, celebrated for its quick onset of euphoria followed by a relaxed and sociable high. This strain delights recreational cannabis consumers with an earthy aroma enhanced by hints of grape, pineapple, tobacco, and pear.

-Indica
-Slurmint IX #7 x Platinum
-Breeder: In House Genetics
-Top Terp: Myrcene
-This luxurious strain is the little treat you deserve. A unique cut of Sugar Cane that takes after its Slurmint parent, its fruity, pungent aroma surrounds you like cotton candy clouds and lifts your soul to the ultimate sugar high.

Fruity | Uplifting | Chill

-Hybrid
-Ice Cream Mintz x Runts
-Top Terps: Linalool, Limonene, Caryophyllene
-Fried Ice Cream (FIC for those in the know) is a hybrid that defies logic. Somehow the hot funky pastry aroma of this flower contains cool, sweet flavors within. But these tasty terps pack a punch, so be ready for a relaxing, after-dinner high that keeps you mellow and cool with you all night long.

Funky | Relaxing | Calming

-Wedding Pie (Pyxy Styx Cut) x Devil Driver
-Breeder: Clearwater Genetics x Tiki Madman
-Top Terps: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
-Ascend to the heights of Mt. Olympus with this divine strain that’s fit for the gods themselves. The pungent scent of fresh grapes is a treat that smells straight from Bacchus’s vineyard. You’ll feel relaxed and elated among the clouds, before a rush of creativity helps you delight the mortals below.

Fruity | Peaceful | Creative

-Lineage: Tropical Sunset × Sherbet
-Tropical Sherbet is a flavorful sativa that blends bright citrus, creamy sweetness, and fruity notes with a tangy sour twist. The effects bring a wave of happy calm that gently relaxes the body while sparking a healthy appetite. Commonly enjoyed for stress relief, mood elevation, and settling into a comfortable, easygoing state. A smooth, dessert-inspired strain that delivers tropical flavor with laid-back vibes.

-Botanical Terpenes
-More discreet than a joint and faster-acting than edibles
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-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Botanical Terpenes
-More discreet than a joint and faster-acting than edibles
-BRUNCH like a boss’ boss’ boss’ boss Get the crew “together”, order everything and weekend in style.
-Good News is a line of easy-to-enjoy cannabis products with formulas designed to turn any moment into a great occasion. Why? Because we believe life’s best moments can be even better when cannabis is in the mix.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Botanical Terpenes
-Ready to use right off the shelf
-More discreet than a joint and faster-acting than edibles
-Get some ME TIME, you’ve earned it.
Sometimes, you just want to keep things low-key. That’s Me Time.
-Good News is a line of easy-to-enjoy cannabis products with formulas designed to turn any moment into a great occasion. Why? Because we believe life’s best moments can be even better when cannabis is in the mix.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Botanical Terpenes
-More discreet than a joint and faster-acting than edibles
-Find your FRIYAY, any day. With the right friends, any day can be Friyay. Seize the yay.
-Good News is a line of easy-to-enjoy cannabis products with formulas designed to turn any moment into a great occasion. Why? Because we believe life’s best moments can be even better when cannabis is in the mix.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.