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-Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy
-Hybrid
-Flavors: Banana, Earthy, Pine
-Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene
-A new and welcomed addition to the Happy Valley menu, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.

-Zkittlez x Banana OG
-Hybrid
-Bazanaz is a delightful fusion of Zkittlez and Banana OG. This strain offers a unique flavor profile dominated by rich banana notes, complemented by a sweet, candy-like finish from the Zkittlez. Experience a truly calming high that gradually evolves into a sedative effect. Bazanaz invites you to savor its creamy, fruity terps.

-Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11
-Hybrid
-Cap Junky is an extremely potent, pungent cannabis strain crossing Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11. With a distinctive aroma reminiscent of tangy fruit peel, Cap Junky’s aroma is accompanied by subtle flavor notes of pepper, gas, and a touch of dankness. These buds boast a generous coating of trichomes, giving them a extraordinarily frosty appearance.

-Hybrid
-Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Grape, & Floral
-Effects: Euphoric, Giggly, & Creative
-Our premium live hash rosin comes from first and second wash trichomes with where only the 70-149 microns are captured to press.
-We recommend refrigerating between sessions but letting the jar rise to room temperature before opening and consuming for the best experience.

-Cold Heat x Zonuts
-Indica
-Benefits: Relaxed, Calm
-Flavor: Chocolate, Fuel, Spice
-Zeclair is a potent indica strain that’s recently become popular out west. Users say it’s often an enjoyable way to relax at night without falling asleep.

-RS 11 x Cadillac Rainbows
-Indica Leaning Hybrid
-Turboz is a visually stunning strain featuring tight nug structures and rich, dark purple hues, all coated in a heavy layer of frost. This indica-leaning hybrid delivers a potent sedative high with a prominent Sherb influence, making it perfect for relaxation.
-The experience begins with a sweet Sherb inhale, leading into a unique Mendobreath aftertaste that hails from the Pure Michigan lineage. The striking bag appeal highlights the Oreoz genetics in the cross, but the dominant terpene profile remains firmly rooted in that delicious Sherb essence.

-MAC 1 X Skunk #1
-Hybrid
-Musk #1 is a hybrid cross between MAC 1 X Skunk #1. Skunk #1 brings on a depth of flavor to compliment the MAC’s potency. Creating a funky musky funk forward profile, with notes of cheese, and a melody of ripe fruit including grapes, berries, and payapa. Expect super dense flowers, sticky with a thick coating of trichomes, with intermixed purple, blue, and green hues.

Jelly Zonuts is a cross of Strawberry Fritter x Zonuts created by UmamiSeedCo. These beautiful green and purple buds come loaded with orange pistils and frosty trichomes that carry a thick smell of sweet cream, strawberry pastry with notes of diesel. With effects just as enticing as the smell, Jelly Zonuts is reported to quickly ease racing thoughts and gradually ease the body into deep relaxation.

-Indica
-Galactic Glue is a powerful indica with bold gas-forward flavors and a smooth, earthy-creamy finish. This strain delivers deeply relaxing effects that melt away stress, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. When it’s time to kick back and let go, Galactic Glue keeps you grounded in the best way.

-Indica Leaning Hybrid
-Although its exact heritage is kept a closely guarded secret by its original breeders, Watermellos is often sought after for its mouthwatering watermelon-y flavor and soothing indica heavy high. Like its name suggests, this bud has a sweet and fruity watermelon flavor with touches of tropical fruits to it, too. The aroma is very similar, with a fruity watermelon overtone accented by hints of spicy hash, earthy herbs and tropical fruits. The Watermellos high is just as delicious, with a relaxing overtone that will soothe both mind and body for hours on end. Your brain will feel lifted with a happy sense of calm that’s essentially free of any thoughts whatsoever. As your mind lifts, your body will settle further and further into the couch, leaving you fully relaxed from head to toe and pretty immovable at times.
-Our premium live hash rosin comes from first and second wash trichomes with where only the 70-149 microns are captured to press.
-We recommend refrigerating between sessions but letting the jar rise to room temperature before opening and consuming for the best experience.