Cannabis Products For Sale

-Sour Diesel x Lemon Oz
-Hybrid
-Part of Insa’s Signature Genetics collection, Lemon Diesel was developed in-house by Head Grower Frank Golfieri through many months of experimentation and pheno-hunting. This cross of Sour Diesel x Lemon Oz combines two of our favorite flavor profiles: Gas and Citrus. The name says it all, Lemon Diesel is packed with bright lemony citrus notes that is complimented by pungent gas notes on the finish. A sativa leaning hybrid, Lemon Diesel will leave you feeling relaxed but also happy and upbeat!

-Sativa
-Terps: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
-Flavor: Passionfruit, Pineapple, Tropical
-Effects: Energized, Focused, Euphoric
-Set sail for adventure with Passionfruit Paradise, a bold blend of exotic passionfruit, tangy citrus, and wild berries. This sativa is like catching the perfect wave—bright, energizing, and full of feel-good island energy to keep you riding high all day long.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-413 Razzberry Budino x Kush Mints
-Hybrid
-Secret Mints is an in-house cross of two of our favorite cultivars, 413 Razzberry Budino x Kush Mints. This Insa Signature cultivar displays the best qualities of it’s parent strains, delivering earthy berry flavors with a unique hint of minty coolness on the exhale. Expect well balanced effects that relax and mellow, ideal for unwinding after a long day or enjoying a laid-back evening.

-Sativa Terpene Blend
-Get ready for a trip to flavor paradise with Baja Citrus, a sativa infused with a blast of tangy lime, luscious citrus, and a sugary sweet finish that’ll have you coming back for more. Uplifting and energizing, let the tropical flavors awaken your senses, delivering a refreshing and happy vibe that’ll transport you to sun-soaked island shores with every hit.
-Method of Extraction: Hydrocarbon/Ethanol Extraction & Distillation
-Hardware Information: “Ceramic Atomizing Core, Electronic Componenets, Glass, Lead Free Copper, Plastic, Silicon, SPCC, Stainless Steel”
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Hybrid
-Terps: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
-Flavor: Pineapple, Coconut, Candy
-Effects: Inspired, Relaxed, Uplifted
-Escape to paradise with Piña Punch, where golden pineapple and smooth coconut blend into a creamy, sun-soaked delight. This hybrid delivers mellow island vibes—just the right mix of relaxation and inspiration to keep the good times rolling.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Hybrid
-Terps: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
-Flavor: Pineapple, Coconut, Candy
-Effects: Inspired, Relaxed, Uplifted
-Escape to paradise with Piña Punch, where golden pineapple and smooth coconut blend into a creamy, sun-soaked delight. This hybrid delivers mellow island vibes—just the right mix of relaxation and inspiration to keep the good times rolling.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Sativa
-Terps: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene
-Flavor: Passionfruit, Pineapple, Tropical
-Effects: Energized, Focused, Euphoric
-Set sail for adventure with Passionfruit Paradise, a bold blend of exotic passionfruit, tangy citrus, and wild berries. This sativa is like catching the perfect wave—bright, energizing, and full of feel-good island energy to keep you riding high all day long.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Hybrid
-Terps: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
-Flavor: Mango, Creamy, Tropical
-Effects: Relaxing, Balanced, Blissful
-Sway into island time with Mango Mai Tai, a lush fusion of sun-ripened mango, citrus zest, and a whisper of exotic spice. This hybrid delivers a perfectly balanced high—calming yet uplifting—like sipping a tropical cocktail on a breezy beach.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

Assorted Glass Pieces from the Witch Dr. Priced at $20

Online order pieces will be hand-selected by staff members at random and based on pricing and availability.

-GMO Zkittlez x End Game #3
-Hybrid
-Another Level was certainly a standout in our initial round of breeding. We started with Happy Valley’s keeper Pheno of GMO Zkittlez which was selected in 2022 from a pheno hunt of over 100 plants. This GMO Zkittlez pheno took 1st Place in the 2022 Cultivators Cup Solventless Rosin Cart category for its garlic, mushroom, and onion nose with hints of Zkittlez. We then crossed our GMOZ with Ethos’s Endgame #3 clone, which brought vigor, bud structure, and a faster finishing time. The resulting hybrid was truly on “Another Level”.
-The flowers on this hybrid have excellent trichome coverage, nice dense buds, and some gorgeous hues of violet with flavors ranging from funky to fruity.

-Ghost Train Haze x Super Lemon Haze
-Sativa Leaning Hybrid
-Flavor Profile: Lemon, Lime, Spice
-A new Sativa bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines two award winning cultivars, Ghost Train Haze and Super Lemon Haze. The result is a clear headed, strong, cerebral Sativa experience with smells and flavors of intense citrus, spice, zesty lemons and limes.

-GMO Zkittlez x End Game #3
-Hybrid
-Another Level was certainly a standout in our initial round of breeding. We started with Happy Valley’s keeper Pheno of GMO Zkittlez which was selected in 2022 from a pheno hunt of over 100 plants. This GMO Zkittlez pheno took 1st Place in the 2022 Cultivators Cup Solventless Rosin Cart category for its garlic, mushroom, and onion nose with hints of Zkittlez. We then crossed our GMOZ with Ethos’s Endgame #3 clone, which brought vigor, bud structure, and a faster finishing time. The resulting hybrid was truly on “Another Level”.
-The flowers on this hybrid have excellent trichome coverage, nice dense buds, and some gorgeous hues of violet with flavors ranging from funky to fruity.