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Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa cultivar, known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.

Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

-Sativa
-Key Lime Divine is the confectionary pairing of bright citrus notes and warm pastry flavors, culminating in a delightful dessert experience in every puff. It has a zesty, uplifting flavor that is almost reminiscent of Sprite. Fresh linen, pinot grigio, and granny smith apples notes play in the background, but is smoothed out with a subtle cakeyness on the exhale. A divine flavor worthy of its namesake.
-Method of Extraction: CO2 Extraction
-Hardware Info: Silicon Dioxide, Aluminum Oxide, Diatomite, Organic Cotton
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Banana Cream Cake x Jealousy
-Hybrid
-Flavors: Banana, Earthy, Pine
-Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Linalool, Limonene
-A new and welcomed addition to the Happy Valley menu, this hybrid is a cross of “Banana Cream Cake” and the Leafly 2022 strain of the year “Jealousy”. A truly unique terpene profile with smells ranging from banana peels to rich, earthy pine notes. Dense, round, flowers with purple hues that lead to a smooth and enjoyable smoking experience.
-Method of Extraction: Ethanol Extraction
-Hardware Information: Ceramic heating element embedded with a nickel and chromium heating coil
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.
Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

-Banana OG x Purple Punch
-Indica Leaning Hybrid
-Benefits: Tingly, Relaxed, Giggly
-Flavors: Sweet, Tropical notes of Pineapple, Banana, Spicy Berries
-Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

-GMO X Gush Mints
-Hybrid
-GovernMint Oasis, also known as “Govern Mint Oasis,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa). A fabulously minty bud with an insanely high potency level, GovernMint Oasis is a great choice for any experienced hybrid lover. Like its name suggests, GovernMint Oasis has a sharp minty flavor accented by sour lemon-lime and hints of creamy sage and other savory herbs. The aroma is even more vibrant, with a sour minty overtone accented by spicy gas, sour lemon-lime and a punch of herbal sage. The GovernMint Oasis high will hit you full-force as soon as you exhale, slamming into your brain with a sense of lifted euphoria that instantly wipes away any bad moods or racing thoughts. You’ll feel happy yet calm, filled with a sense of lightly weighty tranquility that won’t leave you feeling too sleepy. A deeply relaxing body high rounds out the experience, helping you to really kick back without any aches or pains. With these effects and its super high 30-35% average THC level, GovernMint Oasis is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including chronic pain, nausea or appetite loss, chronic stress or PTSD and depression or mood swings.

-Get ready to feel the love with Hi5 Love Potion! Our latest fast-acting THC seltzer blends raspberry and schisandra berries, plus a special dose of natural aphrodisiacs to set the mood. Grab some Hi5 Love Potion today, and let the sparks fly.
-Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural lime flavor. With zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free ingredients, the juicy, sweet limes will have you feeling like a funky traveler in a welcoming land. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes.
-Hi5 cannabis products are infused using fast-acting THC compounds for a more controllable type of edible experience. Their assortment of seltzers and chews are deliciously flavored and expertly dosed to take the waiting game out of eating marijuana edibles. Learn more below about the different types of products we offer!

-Sativa
-Chimax #25 gives off a strong skunky aroma with notes of perfumed apricot and nutty pastry. These buds exhibit a striking yellow and maroon coloration, are rich in trichomes, and are notably vigorous.

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-Sativa
-Benefits: Energetic, Happy, Creative, Focused, Inspired
-Flavors: Sweet, Creamy, Dank
-Lamb’s Bread is a Sativa with Jamaican Roots. This strain was so beloved by Bob Marley, he was said to grow pounds of it on his land. The flavor is a sweet and creamy, and just a little bit dank. The high is an uplifting one, but also not racy. Many find this strain to be their Go-To Sativa.

-Papaya X OZ Melon
-Indica Leaning Hybrid
-Benefits: Calm, Happy, Relaxed
-Flavors: Fruity, Sweet, Gas
-Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Beta Myrcene, Limonene
-Live Rosin is extracted from fresh or frozen flower that has never been cured or dried. So the difference is in the terpenes. Extract fans in the cannabis community proclaim that live rosin has superior taste due to its freshness.

-Mr. Pif is like all of us; he’s sweet, he’s spicy, and he has a little THC in him. Mr. Pif isn’t quite a doctor, but that might be for the best. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes.
-Hi5 cannabis products are infused using fast-acting THC compounds for a more controllable type of edible experience. Their assortment of seltzers and chews are deliciously flavored and expertly dosed to take the waiting game out of eating marijuana edibles. Learn more below about the different types of products we offer!

-Get ready to feel the love with Hi5 Love Potion! Our latest fast-acting THC seltzer blends raspberry and schisandra berries, plus a special dose of natural aphrodisiacs to set the mood. Grab some Hi5 Love Potion today, and let the sparks fly.
-Hi5 cannabis infused seltzer contains 5mg of THC and an all-natural lime flavor. With zero sugar, zero calories, and gluten-free ingredients, the juicy, sweet limes will have you feeling like a funky traveler in a welcoming land. Each 4-pack includes four 12 ounce cans designed to take effect in five minutes.
-Hi5 cannabis products are infused using fast-acting THC compounds for a more controllable type of edible experience. Their assortment of seltzers and chews are deliciously flavored and expertly dosed to take the waiting game out of eating marijuana edibles. Learn more below about the different types of products we offer!