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Stir Stix were designed with discretion in mind, crafted for those seeking a subtle and sophisticated way to enjoy cannabis on the go. Our groundbreaking tech allows THC to absorb in your body (bioavailability) in just 15 minutes, turning every experience into a vibe. Just pour, stir, and ride the express lane to good times. No matter the flavor or the setting, each 5mg Stir Stix crafts a consistent, enjoyable experience every time, no surprises.
Available in 5 flavors: Raspberry Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Wild Strawberry, Orange Pineapple and Unflavored. Includes ten 5mg drink pouches. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage.

Blueberry Haze offers a fusion of euphoria and relaxation. This sativa combines sweet Blueberry with the uplifting buzz of Haze, creating a blend perfect for charging up for your day. This strain envelops you in calm while stimulating the mind, making it ideal for creative hobbies and activities. Flavors: Blueberry, Sweet Vanilla

-Super Lemon Haze x End Game #3
-Sativa Leaning Hybrid
-Happy Valleys multi-award-winning sativa, Super Lemon Haze turned into a complete beast when bred with Ethos Genetics End Game #3. Expect intense smells and flavors of fruit punch, lemons, and spice for this blast from the past Sativa dominant hybrid.

-Wedding Cake x Mandarin Cookies x CrescendO
-Hybrid
-Flavors: Sour Gasoline, Pine
-Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
-White Wedding is a hybrid cultivar that is coated in trichomes and rich, complex terpenes that coat the senses. Notes of Sour Gasoline, incense, and pine on the taste and smell. This cultivar is strong, but is known to deliver an energetic, soaring, and creative experience.

-Pre-Roll Variety Pack
-Banana Jealousy – CandyGames #25 – Hash Burger – Melon Baller – Super Lemon Haze
-Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

Fruit and cheese are a compatible pair as old as time, and this harmony works brilliantly in cannabis-derived terpenes too. Punchberry is a lush combination of flavors that is fruit-forward, but with background elements of brie cheese and fresh pastries. A pinch of citrus tartness meets fruit punch, followed by a discrete note of funk that adds a sophisticated layer to this blend. A perfect accompaniment with a charcuterie board and a glass of wine.
HHitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.

-Watermelon Zkittlez X Ethos Haze IBL
-Sativa
-Flavor: Cookies, Earth, Haze background
-Aroma: Subtly Sweet, Warm, Mossy
-Benefits: Sleep inducing, Stoney, Relaxing
-Watermelon Haze F2 crosses Watermelon Zkittlez x Ethos Haze IBL to create a super potent smoke. Bred by Ethos Genetics these two blend together uniquely with a hazy bakground in both the aroma and flavor. Zkittlez shines through with a piercing pungent, earthy, cookies gas forward profile. Inhale and feel your troubles melt away.

-Alien Cookies F2 x Miracle 15
-Hybrid
-Benefits: Uplifted, Euphoric, Energetic
-Flavors: Butter, Vanilla, Citrus
-Terpenes: Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
-MAC 1, also known as ” The MAC” or “Miracle Alien Cookies” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain that crosses Alien Cookies F2 with Miracle 15 bred by Capulator. This potent cultivar has eye-poppingly gorgeous dense buds that are nearly white with trichomes and carry a sweet, creamy and funky terpene profile. MAC 1 has an upbeat and energizing effect that closes with a zen-type feeling which can be enjoyed day and night.

-Hybrid Terpene Blend
-Tangerine Fizz reveals itself to be on the creamier side of the citrus spectrum. Herbal and vivid, it caresses the senses with a smooth but bright citrus splash, and fizzles out with an OG background. Imagine a creamy tangerine sorbet sprinkled with fresh orange zest. Both simple and refreshing.
-Method of Extraction: CO2 Extraction
-Hardware Info: Silicon Dioxide, Aluminum Oxide, Diatomite, Organic Cotton
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Hybrid
-Watermelon Sugar is a sweet treat to tantalize the senses. Familiar Haze notes greet you initially, compounded with sour tropical fruit and watermelon. This candy flavor profile is then rounded out with a slight cheesy creaminess. A delectable joining of sweet and sour, sugar coated to seal the deal.
-Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Sugar Coat x Bakers Dozen
-Sativa Leaning Hybrid
-Flavors: Fuel, Skunk, Exotic Candy
-Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
-Sugar Shack #5 is a potent cross of Sugar Coat and Bakers Dozen. A truly unique variety packed with the smell of fuel, skunk, exotic candy, and fruit accents. Sugar Shack #5 burns smooth and leads to a great smoking experience.

-Razzleberry x Purple Panty Dropper
-Indica
-Benefits: Body High, Relaxing, Calming, Uplifting
-Flavors: Sweet, Fruity, Blueberry, Herbal, Nutty
-Aroma: Blueberry, Earthy, Sweet, Fresh Baked Muffins
-Terpenes: ß Caryophyllene, ß Myrcene, d Limonene
-Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid that was created by crossing Razzleberry and Purple Panty Dropper by Humboldt Seed Company. These two indica parents result in a cannabis plant with frosty dense buds, orange pistils and pronounced calyxes.This fruit-flavored, terpy cannabis strain will remind you of a fresh baked blueberry treat and can be considered one of the most appropriately-named cannabis strains out there. Blueberry Muffin provides an amazing high to its consumers, it typically provides a bit of energy and some physical relaxation. Though you’d assume an indica-dominant strain to make you sleepy and feel like a downer, Blueberry Muffin is actually more of an uplifting strain that can make you feel goofy and loose.