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-Distillate Terpene Blend
-Hybrid
-Flavors: Fruit, Cheese
-Fruit and cheese are a compatible pair as old as time, and this harmony works brilliantly in cannabis-derived terpenes too. Punchberry is a lush combination of flavors that is fruit-forward, but with background elements of brie cheese and fresh pastries. A pinch of citrus tartness meets fruit punch, followed by a discrete note of funk that adds a sophisticated layer to this blend. A perfect accompaniment with a charcuterie board and a glass of wine.
-Method of Extraction: CO2 Extraction
-Hardware Info: Silicon Dioxide, Aluminum Oxide, Diatomite, Organic Cotton
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Sativa Blend
-Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted
-Legacy strains Sour Diesel and Strawberry Cough are crossed to produce Strawberry Sour Diesel, a fruity Sativa with a diesel kick. On the smoke, the terpene profile offers a sweet, candied strawberry note with minor floral accents for the inhale, while the exhale turns sharp with a citrusy pine and diesel gas aftertaste. This stimulating Sativa kicks off with a brightening cerebral high and gentle euphoria that spreads quickly to the body, eventually settling in for a relaxed yet uplifting after-high. Our new on-the-go strain.

-Hybrid
-Watermelon Sugar is a sweet treat to tantalize the senses. Familiar Haze notes greet you initially, compounded with sour tropical fruit and watermelon. This candy flavor profile is then rounded out with a slight cheesy creaminess. A delectable joining of sweet and sour, sugar coated to seal the deal.
-Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-GMO Cookies x [Zkittlez x OG Kush]
-Indica Leaning Hybrid
-Effects: Sleepy, Tingly, Relaxed
-Flavor: Tea, Diesel, Pepper
-Terpenes: Beta Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene
-GMO Zkittlez is an Indica-dominant hybrid cultivar that is known to deliver heavy and intense cerebral effects, and has a flavor profile that offers hints of sour candy with fuel undertones.
-Every Happy Valley Pre-Roll is filled with pure ground flower — never trim, for a truly premium experience. We cure our Cannabis Flower for two weeks or more to provide an enhanced terpene profile, ideal moisture ratio, and increased psychotropic potency. The result: an unparalleled aroma, flavor profile, and smoking experience. Our commitment to purity is a difference you can taste.

-Orange Push Pop X Sunset Sherbert
-Sativa
-Flavor: Orange sherbert candy, citrus, kushy, creamy, sweet, fruity, berry candy
-Aroma: Berry, Fruity, Tangerine, Pine, Lemon
-Benefits: Uplifting, Relaxing, Stress Relief, Happy, Mood Booster
-Emergen-C is a hybrid creation by Seed Junky Genetics which crosses Orange Push Pop X Sunset Sherbert. This cultivar is a powerhouse of citrus flavors with a combination of tangie funk and sweet candy like notes. It has a diverse range of terpenes that will lift your mood and spark creativity for an aromatic and productive smoke session. Emergen-C flowers have a dense sticky structure that are light-green in color with patchwork sections of purple and orange.

-Hybrid
-The flavor of Purple Paradox invokes imagery of frosty purple nugs. A flutter of creamy citrus greets the senses first and is complimented with floral perfume. This melds with a peppery lavender-spice and a whisper of tropical fruits. This blend encapsulates the essence of purple and pays homage to infamous cultivars like Grandaddy Purple and Purple Urkle. A paradoxical synergy that feels foreign yet familiar at the same time.

Our new Rapid Onset Stir Stix are powder drink mixes that are made perfectly for on-the-go consumption. Use 1 packet per 16oz water bottle or beverage. Stir Stix have an onset time of approximately 15 minutes.

-Razzleberry x Purple Panty Dropper
-Indica
-Benefits: Body High, Relaxing, Calming, Uplifting
-Flavors: Sweet, Fruity, Blueberry, Herbal, Nutty
-Aroma: Blueberry, Earthy, Sweet, Fresh Baked Muffins
-Terpenes: ß Caryophyllene, ß Myrcene, d Limonene
-Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid that was created by crossing Razzleberry and Purple Panty Dropper by Humboldt Seed Company. These two indica parents result in a cannabis plant with frosty dense buds, orange pistils and pronounced calyxes.This fruit-flavored, terpy cannabis strain will remind you of a fresh baked blueberry treat and can be considered one of the most appropriately-named cannabis strains out there. Blueberry Muffin provides an amazing high to its consumers, it typically provides a bit of energy and some physical relaxation. Though you’d assume an indica-dominant strain to make you sleepy and feel like a downer, Blueberry Muffin is actually more of an uplifting strain that can make you feel goofy and loose.

-Orange Push Pop X Sunset Sherbert
-Sativa
-Flavor: Orange sherbert candy, citrus, kushy, creamy, sweet, fruity, berry candy
-Aroma: Berry, Fruity, Tangerine, Pine, Lemon
-Benefits: Uplifting, Relaxing, Stress Relief, Happy, Mood Booster
-Emergen-C is a hybrid creation by Seed Junky Genetics which crosses Orange Push Pop X Sunset Sherbert. This cultivar is a powerhouse of citrus flavors with a combination of tangie funk and sweet candy like notes. It has a diverse range of terpenes that will lift your mood and spark creativity for an aromatic and productive smoke session. Emergen-C flowers have a dense sticky structure that are light-green in color with patchwork sections of purple and orange.

-Watermelon Zkittlez X Ethos Haze IBL
-Sativa
-Flavor: Cookies, Earth, Haze background
-Aroma: Subtly Sweet, Warm, Mossy
-Benefits: Sleep inducing, Stoney, Relaxing
-Watermelon Haze F2 crosses Watermelon Zkittlez x Ethos Haze IBL to create a super potent smoke. Bred by Ethos Genetics these two blend together uniquely with a hazy bakground in both the aroma and flavor. Zkittlez shines through with a piercing pungent, earthy, cookies gas forward profile. Inhale and feel your troubles melt away.

-Sativa
-Terpenes: D-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, beta-Pinene
-Aromas: Fruity, Earthy
-Flavors: Blueberry, Sweet Vanilla
-Effects: Calming, Mood-Enchancing
-Blueberry Haze offers a fusion of euphoria and relaxation. This sativa combines sweet Blueberry with the uplifting buzz of Haze, creating a blend perfect for charging up for your day. This strain envelops you in calm while stimulating the mind, making it ideal for creative hobbies and activities.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Purest Indica x Afghani
-Indica
-Discover Northern Lights, a serene blend of Purest Indica and Afghani, where a honey-musk aroma melds with earthy undertones, complemented by juniper and sandalwood hints. This strain, renowned for its calming effects, invites you on a journey of deep tranquility. A revered legend since the 1980s, Northern Lights has been a cornerstone in cannabis breeding, known for its robust Afghanica genetics, including its Purest Indica lineage. It’s instrumental in shaping today’s favorite cultivars, offering a legacy of peace and relaxation.”
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.