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-Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze
-Sativa
-Benefits: Energetic and lively, mood elevating
-Flavors: Lemony, grapefruit, flowery
-Terpenes: Terpinolene, Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene
-1st Place Sativa Flower High Times Cannabis Cup Winner
-Super Lemon Haze is a strong Sativa cultivar, known for its taste of sweet lemons and hints of citrus while delivering a clear cerebral experience.
-When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience

-Distillate Terpene Blend
-Sativa Leaning Hybrid
-A carefully crafted combination of 5 different cultivars, this blend combines the sweetness of ripe blood oranges with herbal undertones, arranging a delightful mosaic of layers. The initial impression reveals an undoubtedly sweet and piney character, but on the exhale delicate undertones of lavender and herbal tea emerge, bringing a touch of floral elegance to the mix. Balanced, nuanced, and bespoke; Blood Orange Blossom is inspired by the ephemeral quality of flowers.
-Hitmaker is the perfect fusion of technology and art — the ultimate disposable vaping experience. Matching our meticulously created live vape oil to the most advanced vape hardware on the market gives you the truest cultivar flavor and experience. Formulated using our proprietary terpene extraction methods, Hitmaker is available in a wide variety of your favorite Happy Valley cultivars.
-This product has been tested for contaminants, including Vitamin E Acetate, with no adverse findings. WARNING: Vaporizer products may contain ingredients harmful to health when inhaled. Full testing results are available upon request.

-Wedding Cake X Project 4516
-Hybrid
-Benefits: Pain relief, Relaxation, Stress Relief, Pain Relief
-Flavors: Sweet, fruit, candy, gas
-Aroma: Earthy, gassy, fruity, creamy
-Terpenes: ß-Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool
E85 from Grandiflora Genetics is a hybrid cultivar made up of Wedding Cake X Project 4516 that boasts a pungent aroma with upfront notes of candied fruit and strong, tangy fuel overtones. Earthy, sweet cake and dessert notes also shine through in E85’s aroma, and the strain’s flavor is just as delicious as its scent, with clear hints of cookies and sweet, gassy fruit.

-Cough (NL5/HAZE) x Consumption #3 (Cough x (TKxNL5/HAZE)
-Sativa
-Flavor: Aluminum, Metallic, Sage
-Aroma: Earthy, Pungent, Acrid
-Benefits: Uplifting, Psychedelic, Euphoric
-Cough BX1 V3 brings you back to the early Haze days. Created by Relic Seeds a cannabis heirloom preservation company by combining Cough (NL5/Haze) to Consumption #3 (Cough x (TK x NL5/Haze)). We hunted a high testing haze forward offering that is bound to make your mouth water and leave you craving more. Mind numbing psychedelic uplifting haze effects, with a but of kick from the TK side of the equation to create a round potent experience. If you long for what has been “lost in time”, don’t fret its back with vengeance.

-Datura x Lilac Poison
-Sativa
-Flavor: Turpentine, Eucalyptus, Mango, Citrus
-Aroma: Pine, Paint Thinner, Fruit, Funk
-Benefits: Uplifting, Focused, Soring, Euphoric
-Kuzco’s Poison combines Datura and Lilac Poison bred by Pacha’s Select.Kuzco’s Poison is a dream. Med branchy but not overly so, round large flower sets that are not overly dense or fluffy. Slippery with terps, paint thinner, pine, eucalyptus, turpentine, citrus, epoxy. Terpenes are life. Truly offensive, and sickeningly alluring at the same time. Kuzco’s Poison will be like nothing else you have ever smoked. You may not be able to live without it ever again. You have been warned.

-Cough (NL5/HAZE) x Consumption #3 (Cough x (TKxNL5/HAZE)
-Sativa
-Flavor: Aluminum, Metallic, Sage
-Aroma: Earthy, Pungent, Acrid
-Benefits: Uplifting, Psychedelic, Euphoric
-Cough BX1 V3 brings you back to the early Haze days. Created by Relic Seeds a cannabis heirloom preservation company by combining Cough (NL5/Haze) to Consumption #3 (Cough x (TK x NL5/Haze)). We hunted a high testing haze forward offering that is bound to make your mouth water and leave you craving more. Mind numbing psychedelic uplifting haze effects, with a but of kick from the TK side of the equation to create a round potent experience. If you long for what has been “lost in time”, don’t fret its back with vengeance.

-Datura x Lilac Poison
-Sativa
-Flavor: Turpentine, Eucalyptus, Mango, Citrus
-Aroma: Pine, Paint Thinner, Fruit, Funk
-Benefits: Uplifting, Focused, Soring, Euphoric
-Kuzco’s Poison combines Datura and Lilac Poison bred by Pacha’s Select.Kuzco’s Poison is a dream. Med branchy but not overly so, round large flower sets that are not overly dense or fluffy. Slippery with terps, paint thinner, pine, eucalyptus, turpentine, citrus, epoxy. Terpenes are life. Truly offensive, and sickeningly alluring at the same time. Kuzco’s Poison will be like nothing else you have ever smoked. You may not be able to live without it ever again. You have been warned.

-African Haze x Nigerian Haze F2
-Sativa
-Flavor: Juniper, Chlorine, Floral
-Aroma: Juniper, Campher, Metallic
-Effects: Uplifted, Inspired, Brighted
-African Silk is an homage to landrace sativa varieties. Bred by Top Dawg Seeds crossing African Haze x Nigerian Haze F2, this is as pure a Sativa that you likely ever experienced. No one is growing 13 week flowering varieties true to type. But we thought you needed to experience the real thing. Spears of pearls strung together to from the flower structure, emanating notes of juniper, campher, cyprus, backed in a lavender cream and enveloped in chlorine like chemical sharpness. Sure to wake you up, brighten your day, and maybe even motivate you to get that thing done you have been putting off.

-Lemon Royale x Guava Raspberry Guru
-Hybrid
-Flavor: Pink Lemonade, Raspberry, Funk
-Aroma: Lemon, Mothballs, Durian
-Effects: Mellow, Happy, Stoned, Calming
-Illikoi by Swamp Boys Seeds, crosses Lemon Royale x Guava Raspberry Guru. Beautiful flowers thick with trichomes that are primarily green, with some purple hues throughout. The flavor profile is complex, with a lemon forward, pink, raspberry, lemonade almost bright fruit sharpness, with a dank, musky, mothball, durian background on the exhale that coats the pallet. A very pleasant smoke where the flavor comes through all the way down the joint and changes in complexity as it burns, coupled with a balanced potent high makes it a go to for us

-Cough (NL5/HAZE) x Consumption #3 (Cough x (TKxNL5/HAZE)
-Sativa
-Flavor: Aluminum, Metallic, Sage
-Aroma: Earthy, Pungent, Acrid
-Benefits: Uplifting, Psychedelic, Euphoric
-Cough BX1 V3 brings you back to the early Haze days. Created by Relic Seeds a cannabis heirloom preservation company by combining Cough (NL5/Haze) to Consumption #3 (Cough x (TK x NL5/Haze)). We hunted a high testing haze forward offering that is bound to make your mouth water and leave you craving more. Mind numbing psychedelic uplifting haze effects, with a but of kick from the TK side of the equation to create a round potent experience. If you long for what has been “lost in time”, don’t fret its back with vengeance.